10 People Who Haven't Slept with Tiger Woods?

Women claiming to have had relations with Tiger Woods seem to be crawling out of the woodwork. I've read there are between four and 10 alleged mistresses and have to wonder how many of these women are just trying to gain their 15 minutes of fame. I mean, do they realize they are admitting to having an affair with a knowingly married man with kids?

And how many of these women really had physical relations with the golfer beyond a handshake?

I love the stunt Tampa Bay's MJ Morning Show (radio, WFLZ) pulled off last month. They sent one of their personalities to stand outside Tiger's neighborhood donning a bikini and holding a sign reading, ‘Tiger – They Offered Me $500,000 – I’m Keeping My Mouth Shut!’ She also shouted, "He's not a Tiger, he's a cheetah." Considering I listen to the show daily, I got a good chuckle out of the radio stunt. Good stuff. Have to wonder how many people thought she was a legit mistress.

A caller to Rush Limbaugh's program this afternoon raised an interesting point. None of these women coming forward or being revealed are African American. Does this mean Tiger Woods didn't or isn't having affairs with African American women? Or maybe it's just if he was/is, perhaps they're keeping their mouths shut.

So I have to wonder, when will the list of '10 People Who Haven't Slept with Tiger Woods' start surfacing? Better yet, if you had to create a list, who would you place on it? Queen of England? Adam Lambert? An Orlando Perkins waitress? Oops, she's on the "did" list. So who would make the 10 list of have nots?

Enquiring minds want to know...