The Kitchen Gadget I'd Like for Christmas

My Mom sent an email asking if I needed any kitchen gadgets for Christmas. The only thing I could think of was a decent wine bottle opener, then I read this article about the Hillary Nutcracker being on's "Stupidest Holiday Gifts" list.

I so want one!!!! Please??? I added it to my Amazon wish list :) It would go with my Bush shot glass and Bush magnet stating, "He volunteered for a beer run, he ended up running the world."