The economic stimulus funds went out four days earlier than originally planned. Last two digits of the social security number determines when a taxpayer receives their funds. My digits are "00," meaning I'm suppose to be in the first batch of taxpayers receiving the funds.
I've been obsessively checking my bank account over the past couple of days to find "nothing." My parents received their's and their social security numbers are higher than mine.
George, have you forgotten about me? I'm willing to do my duty to stimulate the economy, don't just show me the money, give it to me.