It's Confirmed, Hope Does Not Exist

I just saw a television commercial starring Carmen Electra. You know who she is - every man wants her and every woman wants to be her. I couldn't believe my ears. She's pimping the diet pill called NV. How did she get this gig? Did she tip the scales at 99 pounds? If she needs to take a diet pill, there is no hope for us true-sized women. None.

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